It was the obvious choice when we needed to get our fella Rupert away — shortly after his long-term missus dumped him for some pretty boy. Tropitel Naama Bay Hotel was exactly what we were looking for. Rooms were a good size, clean and come with two double beds, a large balcony and the hotel was 30 seconds from all the bars, clubs and restaurants.
After a full days tanning, and some surprisingly good food at the hotel, we was keen to head out.
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NOTE: Tourism boards advise you sheikh excursions either within your hotel or established tour companies. Just be smart. If something sounds to good to be sharm, it probably is. At the fear of contradicting myself, Sex I advise that you DO NOT get in the car with strangers — especially if the guys like a tramp and is selling prostitutes and cocaine. It was around 3am in the morning, both him and Troy was smashed, and not ready to call it a night. After 10 minutes of arguing, Mark chose to ignore me and jumped into the front passenger seat of the car. Mark, still oblivious to the situation, was nodding along to some bizarre Arabic soundtrack, while Mustaphar beat his steering wheel like a drum set.
We were taken through a small corridor and in to an extremely small apartment where we were greeted by a man named Mohummed. The kitchen, bedroom and living room was all squeezed into one.
Mohummed told us to take a seat while Mustaphar went to get changed and flicked the box on. We said yes, but soon changed our minds when he removed a half empty bottle of beer out the fridge, took and lengthy swig and passed it round.
Note: There is no Muslim ritual which I know of that involves trapping Brits and killing them in a dark cape. While Mark was probably wondering whether or not he felt comfortable having sex in his new surroundings, me and Troy was trying to work out how long we had left before getting attacked.
Go for Russians. They are easy… and much more beautiful. The decision to run with a small group — Me, RJ RupertMark and Troy — was due to the last minute urgency — in which some of our boys needed more notice to get the time off work.
Mira in sex in public attracts a crowd!
Laying back in the sun lounger, sipping ice cold shandy with not a cloud in the sky was my idea of heaven. Rupert was hiding in the shade as always, probably still thinking about his ex.
Mark was cracking on with the only fit bird in the hotel and Troy took up water aerobics because he fancied Kara from the animations team. The glorious sun was cut off in an instant, like a solar eclipse. My whole body instantly cast in a shadow.
I opened my eyes, which adjusted fast when I lowered my Ray Bans only to reveal a large man, standing in front of me in red Speedos. Ian, the campest of the four works for Thomas Cook and without intention, actually helped inspire me to start L Holiday Guide. Our dodgy guide rocks up outside our hotel in the same car that escorted us to his apartment.
We hop in and he starts beating his steering wheel again to sharm sounds like the same Arabic rhythm. We stopped quickly at a local village where he collected a large bag of meat and some guy with one eye. As we pulled up to the quad station, we was asked to put our phones in a bag. Odd request, and one we declined with us much politeness as when offered a half opened bottle of Egyptian Stella.
Rupert is the worrier of the group. We saw this as a bargain — RJ however, thought it was a set up — which is why, when in the middle of nowhere we Sex told to stop, switch of our engines and lights, RJ started freaking. In the sheikh we saw about six more qu coming towards us.
RJ was convinced it was Taliban. We then had to scream out loud and heard the screams echo throughout the desert.
Egypt: sex, drugs, machetes and awful karaoke in sharm el-sheikh
Was pretty cool, but no need to switch the lights off. We moved on as the other group approached.
Quad biking at night is disappointing. Talking of eating. That meat Mustaphar grabbed from the shops was taken to a small family that lived in the desert, who kindly shared some with us. We made a mess, but the experience was good and the meat was insanely tasty — still not sure what it was though.
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