The decidedly uphill battle to legalize marijuana, medical or otherwise, is likely to be with us for decades to come.
Legislating morality in our country has always been fraught. As we have seen, even if marijuana is legal in some states, that doesn't mean the federal government won't get involved, as I discovered woefully a few years back when the owners of my own dear collective in Malibu, California, were forced to pack up and flee after receiving a threatening letter from Obama's U. Attorney General's office. And under Trump and Jeff Sessions, the feds are no friend of the pro-pot crowd.
Meanwhile, glassy eyes around the nation are turned toward the nine states plus D. Given the choice between a drunk and impaired asshole and a pleasant stoner Well, put it this way: If my college-bound kid was to ask my advice on the subject, I'd tell him I prefer he smoked weed in lieu of drinking. Watch one episode of Real World. That's what our kids are emulating, people. Of course, I'd also tell him to watch his butt—people still get busted for simple marijuana possession every day in America.
How to smoke weed: a beginner's guide
There's not a lot to know to get you started, and I am not here advocating the use of illegal substances. But if you happen to be interested, here's what to know about marijuana.
Learn the difference. Indica makes you sleepy; it's more of a body high, good for pain, anxiety, and difficulty sleeping—you'll likely nod out a couple hours after smoking.
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Sativa is a more upbeat, artistic, and cerebral high. It sparks the imagination and energizes you directly after smoking, and will keep you awake if you smoke too close to bedtime.
Most stoners remember the difference in a somewhat anti-intuitive way. Not only can this lead to an addiction to nicotine, it also kills the taste of the myriad delicious strains now on the market. Nobody would ever mix a shot of red wine in a glass with ice and Coke, would they? Some people swear by vaporizerswhich eliminate the intense skunky smell good for dorm rooms and public spots and the inhalation of smoke possibly but not medically proven to adversely affect the lungs.
However, the vape high is considerably less intense and shorter lasting. While a bong can be unruly and downright disgusting, a small water pipe can fulfill the same purpose, filtering the more noxious elements of combustion.
For cleaning, isopropyl alcohol cuts resin nicely. Remember the container full of combs soaking in blue liquid on the barber's counter?
2. just say no to blunts
I do the same with my glass pipes. The first time you smoke, feel free to giggle your ass off, munch down on Double Stuf Oreos and barbecue potato chips, and marvel at the newfound intensity of movies, music, sex, et al. The primary effect of weed is to enhance the sensory enjoyment of everything around you.
But please, if you continue to smoke, learn some dignity. Conquer the munchies and the giggles.
Concentrate instead on these newly opened doors of perception. If pot makes you feel paranoid, it's because it affords the user a slightly different view of him or herself. When you're high, your words echo discreetly in your own coconut, and your point of view is slightly off center from normal, affording you a kind of fleeting glimpse of yourself and your actions that you might not ordinarily have.
Weed invites self-observation, which is not for everyone. Even though it should be. United States. Type keyword s to search. Today's Top Stories.
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